Adventure Time - Jake 3 ♥Stephanie♥
♥Stephanie♥
"Emotions? Nope, I've got nothing like that. I told you when we first met, didn't I? I'm a snake with cold skin, no emotions that slithers around looking for prey with its tongue, swallowing down whatever looks tasty." - Gin Ichimaru

usaforafrica:

I imagine fuck her right in the pussy guy has like a whole bunch of monitors set up at his house and has like cameras set up all around areas near him and he sits watching and waiting for a news reporter and when he sees one he’s like “it’s go time” and puts on that one hoody and uses his secret underground tunnels to get there super fast


halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space


halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

onepiecefun:

his smile ~http://ift.tt/YrUPws